[Well he's never read a whole book so what the fuck is a corbin? Like a rubbish bin?? Ha ha trash boy.

And he doesn't actually give his own name in return, because why would he, but instead rocks back on his heels cheerfully, like a real person. Too bad, huh.]

You have a funny way of being friends. [no shit] I don't think I actually said I want to be your friend, did I? I said I'd put up with you for my own sake.

[Is that friendship to you? Okay. He pauses and adds flatly, but with a tiny shithead smirk:]

Oh, oops. Listen to me, running my mouth.